05-27-2009, 08:42 AM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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I saw a midget at the store this morning and I couldn't stop looking at him. Actually he was smaller than a midget and he had this crazy ass beard and looked like he might of weighed 50lb. I was wondering how far I could throw him. It's gonna be 96 here today.
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05-27-2009, 09:14 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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Working, when your friends are off, is fucking gay
05-27-2009, 10:33 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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i agree.
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05-27-2009, 10:49 AM
I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!
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Working is gay period!
Why can't I just win the lotto and relax on DSF all day?
Wait a sec, I'm getting paid to be on here right now....fuck me!
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BACON!
I'd lick Taylor Swift's butthole, what of it?
05-27-2009, 11:28 AM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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Because we are all to fucked up in the head to be that lucky.
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05-27-2009, 12:09 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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last week someone was waiting for me and he said right before i showed uo he saw a bald midget out of the corner of his eye and he said he got freaked out bc he thought i shaved my head
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05-27-2009, 12:19 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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Bwuahaha....
Lol. gotta love the short girls though
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05-27-2009, 12:24 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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yeah im adorable
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05-27-2009, 01:19 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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05-27-2009, 01:37 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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Cafe Di Vag would be a hell of a shop.
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
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