You know if there was any cause I?d raise money for it?d be incest, because I feel like if you make ?em, they are yours to do what you want with them.
-- Jesus Martinez
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,021
Credits: 1,279,598
Another quote from our DrunkenStepfather
"I guess it’s just one of those things that happens in life. The ugly chick in the back of the high school class with allergies, asthma, braces, glasses and a weight problem grows up to be some over-compensating hot chick, while the hot chick who had all the dudes and the biggest tits grows up to be the fat slob with kids and a husband who doesn’t want to fuck her…the formative years can really ruin a good thing, but on the flipside turn a damaged pile of shit with a rash into a rose….I am so deep." - Oct 10, 2007
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Last edited by Frothy Afterbirth : 03-23-2009 at 01:55 PM.
"Of course it's horrible. It's suffering...and it's pain and it's...you know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight and then you call them a bunch of times and you try and email and then they move or they change their email...but that's just love."
-40 Year Old Virgin
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jo_dile
SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
"No, you *couldn't* just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfuck Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?"
Maxxx Orbison
__________________ And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"