05-19-2008, 08:07 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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LOL!
That's hilarious.
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05-19-2008, 08:09 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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If sex didn't feel so good, would guys spend so much time trying to date (get) women?
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"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it." - Master Oogway- "Kung Fu Panda"
"You rise, you fall, you're down, then you rise again...what don't kill ya, make ya more strong" - Broken, Beat & Scarred -Metallica
05-19-2008, 08:14 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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The Bible Joke isn't Mencia's, he isn't that clever. I want to say it is Carlin's but I really don't know
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Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
05-19-2008, 08:33 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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Didn't he even steal his nationality?
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05-19-2008, 08:42 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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He only half stole it. He's half mexican, half hondurian. Not that I'm defending him. I hate that prick.
05-19-2008, 08:46 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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Flavor Flav has the best hairstyles.
05-19-2008, 10:02 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I feel like getting another tattoo.
05-19-2008, 10:49 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I've been awake so long that it's not worth going to sleep again. I may as well just face the day being all strung out and creepy.
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05-19-2008, 10:51 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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I can tell you, it's much better to BE the boss with a private office with gas, and after someone walks in, wait a minute or two, then sniff and snarl you nose and frown, but say nothing about it, you wouldn't believe the embarrassed looks I have seen from my own farts..
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Carlin summed it all up in his "religion is a joke" , I got it somewhere, I'll have to find it ...funny as hell.....
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
05-20-2008, 12:23 AM
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
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when you fap in front of your computer, do you sometimes smell the chair after?
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