The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot,
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.
The Grinch hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season.
Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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My problem with the season is all the ads about fucking diamonds. Like if you don't go cough up humongous amounts of money on shiny baubles YOU'RE A LOWLIFE HEARTLESS JERKOFF WHO CAN'T POSSIBLY LOVE HER.
Also whoever wrote the He-went-to-Jerod commercials should be taken out and shot, resuscitated shot again in the balls. Then drawn, quartered, strangled to the brink of death, then have his head cut off with a dull rusty knife with frequent breaks for the executioner.