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Carlos Spicy Wiener · #**12691** 05-12-2009, 12:25 AM

FUCKING BITCH ASS SERVER HOSTS ALWAYS BOWING DOWN TO THE MAN..............PUSSIES.

Trips · #**12692** 05-12-2009, 05:20 AM

To fap, or not to fap: where are my tissues:
Whether 'tis nobler to jizz in a sock
The mess that will end on my floor,
Or to get the dog in here to mop up quickly,
And by losing my erection end them. To fap: to sleep;
to rub no more; and by a sleep to say we end
The porn, and the thousand natural tugs
That flesh is tender too, 'tis an ejaculation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To fap, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance for a wet dream: aye, there's the rub; (haha)
For in that sleep of tits what dreams may cum,
When we have finished off this bounty roll,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
Of the mess we made and the loss of life;
For who would wipe this batter of mine,
The vatican's wrong, jerking for hours consumes me,
The pangs of guilt, the wait before another jerk,
The insolence of lack of orifice, and the spurns
That patient merit of the ejaculatory aches,
When he himself might create a nut lake
With a bare coed? who would trips bear,
To grunt and sweat under a greasy load,
But that the dread of the morning after,
The undiscover'd cunt from the local walmart
No stiffness returns, puzzles the cock,
And makes us run for the hills and not look back
Than tell dsfers of how low you got?
Thus manhood does make cowards of us all,
And don't fucking lie you would all do it
Is sicklied o'er the knowledge that sera has a cock,
And ruins that ejaculatory moment
With this regard the genitals turn awry
And lose the name of action.

I wondered what Shakespeare would write if he was a dsfer and I came up with this.

I HAVE PAPERS TO WRITE AND FINALS IN 2 HOURS. WTF AM I DOING??!

Mr Handlebars · #**12693** 05-12-2009, 05:25 AM

Guess it's better to fap your mind that your penis.

FortySuz&Two · #**12694** 05-12-2009, 07:13 AM

i liked green day a lot better before they got all fucking political about everything. all their songs are the same now.

thermos · #**12695** 05-12-2009, 07:35 AM

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hahah...solid fucking gold. Everything is better perverted.

we should start rewriting Psalms or Proverbs from the bible. I might actually become a believer then.

Striker · #**12696** 05-12-2009, 08:37 AM

And life just keeps on getting better.

Fucking hate my life.

Hello 12s next week. Goodbye plans for memorial day weekend.
I work hard, I'm smart, I fix difficult problems that no one has been able to fix for weeks, and what do I get? Shit on, that's what. Fuck the air force.

Trips · #**12697** 05-12-2009, 08:49 AM

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Bingo sir. You're too good. If you show off that you're hot shit, people are going to expect more from you. If you do barely enough work to not get fired or kicked out, you'll be a retard with more time on your hands than you know what to do with. Be a slacker, come on join us

The Godfather · #**12698** 05-12-2009, 09:09 AM

Why is my TIVO set to The 700 Club every morning? They are not my brand of politics, er, um, I mean religion.

Fever · #**12699** 05-12-2009, 09:29 AM

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Ha, I remember that predictive schedule shit from my old tivo -
it's looking into your soul and seeing a need for savior my man -
either that or all those late nights passing out to Benny Hinn...

SirLongFoot · #**12700** 05-12-2009, 10:50 AM

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Do it faggot.