I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
Join Date: Mar 2008
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anyone see Californication new season?
Dude can't get a break. His common-law wife is super hot even though he just got snipped. He goes to the bathroom to check his junk because he doesn't want to rip himself open. Meanwhile she's getting nekkid. He gets kinda lost in this big ass house where the party is going on and walks into the wrong dark room. He's a gentleman so he's diving down to get things started but something doesn't seem right. His girl is grabbing him and keeping him on the button but he eventually pulls away and confirms that it's not her. He apologizes and leaves but she follows him and accuses him of mouth rape. Meanwhile his stoned girlfriend finds him and hears everything and gets pissed too. So to get back at him, when they get pulled over for a traffic violation she tells the cop he's been drinking and popping pills. He gets the shit beat out of him.
So ladies, if I walked into the wrong dark room and my face fell in your pussy would you accept my apology? If my face was supposed to fall in YOUR pussy but I accidentally fell in someone else's would you try to get me killed by the police?
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Originally Posted by amylikewhoa
my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!