11-12-2011, 02:42 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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My general manager was at work last night and thought it would be funny to comment on my pants. They are too long for me so I can cut off the back because they are going to get ruined anyway when I walk on them. "We should give you a raise so you can buy some pants that actually fit you."
To which I replied, "The problem is I'm short and fat. The pants that actually fit me length wise are only available in the kids section, but the problem is because I'm a fat bastard, I'm too big for the husky. Besides, not everyone can run around looking like Herman Munster" (which he does)
he didn't make a smart ass remark towards me for the rest of the night.
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11-12-2011, 02:48 PM
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meth.
11-12-2011, 02:58 PM
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See you in the unemployment thread
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...ad.php?t=31343
11-12-2011, 03:13 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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After some of the freight that I've dropped, I think being a smart ass is the least of my worries.
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I get off helping you guys get off.
11-12-2011, 03:43 PM
You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
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Well. Obviously. My mom wouldn't have it any other way.
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Thanks Juice. I guess I'll rent a car there.
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11-12-2011, 04:00 PM
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Well, that's good
I guess your GM was rude for making that comment. Especially if you're not working with customers.
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11-12-2011, 04:40 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Your an idiot for not filing a sexual harassment claim against him and the company.
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11-12-2011, 05:00 PM
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Shame on him for making fun of a short, dimwitted fat fuck.
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11-12-2011, 07:28 PM
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With ill fitting attire.
11-12-2011, 11:43 PM
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sabres got their asses handed to them
...i'm high and drunk
...listening to the dipset family...turned out to be not that bad of a day
that is all........
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