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Old 11-12-2011, 02:42 PM
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My general manager was at work last night and thought it would be funny to comment on my pants. They are too long for me so I can cut off the back because they are going to get ruined anyway when I walk on them. "We should give you a raise so you can buy some pants that actually fit you."
To which I replied, "The problem is I'm short and fat. The pants that actually fit me length wise are only available in the kids section, but the problem is because I'm a fat bastard, I'm too big for the husky. Besides, not everyone can run around looking like Herman Munster" (which he does)

he didn't make a smart ass remark towards me for the rest of the night.
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Old 11-12-2011, 02:48 PM
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Old 11-12-2011, 02:58 PM
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Old 11-12-2011, 03:43 PM
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Old 11-12-2011, 04:00 PM
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I guess your GM was rude for making that comment. Especially if you're not working with customers.
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Old 11-12-2011, 04:40 PM
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Your an idiot for not filing a sexual harassment claim against him and the company.
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