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jcaf41 · #**12411** 09-27-2008, 09:55 PM

Jack and Coke's = angry pants

translation = I hate people when I get drunk, so I come on DSF to hopefully get a laugh

#**12412** 09-27-2008, 10:02 PM

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Tell me a good joke first.

jcaf41 · #**12413** 09-27-2008, 10:03 PM

are we going pc or non-pc for the jokes?

jcaf41 · #**12414** 09-27-2008, 10:05 PM

ok....Ill stay pc...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

jcaf41 · #**12415** 09-27-2008, 10:07 PM

another completely random thought....

I love Family Guy!!

#**12416** 09-27-2008, 10:07 PM

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Ah, maybe we should try the non -pc one. Fire away. Just don't be racist.

jcaf41 · #**12417** 09-27-2008, 10:08 PM

I have had enough with the racist jokes.....

let me see - that last one was the best I could come up with.

jcaf41 · #**12418** 09-27-2008, 10:10 PM

my buddy sent me this one.....

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has
the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then .........."
he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

#**12419** 09-27-2008, 10:15 PM

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I tried to laugh, I really did. Anyhow, you're okay in my book, J. Now go find some better jokes.

jcaf41 · #**12420** 09-27-2008, 10:19 PM

**fail**