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Old 09-25-2008, 04:10 PM
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I had a bullet key chain confiscated from me as I entered a courthouse today. I guess they think I may be able to load it into a gun that I cleverly snuck through the airport-like security station.
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"To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting through. You're stupid."--Jerry Seinfeld
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George:"Someday, before I die, mark my words... I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do."
Jerry"And if you do?"
George"I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this."
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"Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all. Is that irony?"--George Constanza


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Jerry"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."
Elaine"I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking."
Jerry"You're going by sound? What are we, whales?"
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"That's why I don't have cable in my house. Because of that naked station. If I had that in my house, I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually, firemen would have to break through the door. They'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face."--George Costanza
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Old 09-25-2008, 04:33 PM
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STFU with these Seinfeld quotes. It's a good show and all-- but slow the fuck down. At least Shasta spread out his Handey quotes!!
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