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Old 01-01-2011, 09:05 PM
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How Fast Can the US Border Wall Be Scaled?


Each mile of border fence costs US taxpayers about $4 million to build and will cost another $6.5 billion over the next 20 years to repair and maintain. Are we getting our money's worth? Is the border fence an effective deterrent? To find out, two young women?both only about 5'5??were asked if they could climb the wall.
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Old 01-03-2011, 01:12 PM
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