09-26-2011, 02:28 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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High expectations are not needed to enjoy a movie for what it is.
09-26-2011, 02:38 PM
The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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And wash both of them this time. You can't slide by with one clean ball and expect to get anywhere with her. I have a feeling this chick is the classy type that's not going to drop her panties for one ball that smells like sunshine and rainbows if the other one smells like three-day-old onion soup.
Go the extra mile, too, and pluck the hair out of your dick-mole. That will really get her motor running.
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09-26-2011, 02:44 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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That's pretty specific. Someone has carnal knowledge
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09-26-2011, 02:53 PM
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that wasnt a mole...
09-26-2011, 04:23 PM
Chicks dig a homie with one stanky ball.
09-26-2011, 11:30 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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In dirty C-town, not in the rest of the world!
Esoecially in my wife's world...if there is stink, she don't go down
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09-26-2011, 11:50 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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Poor Metz. With advice like all this he hasn't got a chance.
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I like dick, a lot.
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09-27-2011, 12:04 AM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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alot.
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09-27-2011, 11:04 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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That's hot.
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Always THAT asshole
09-27-2011, 11:44 AM
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One of my favorite time wasters at work.
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Guy named Daniel Craig Giffen took a couple years off to bike around Tasmania and Australia and blogged about it.
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