09-19-2011, 03:29 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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I was in the Marine Corps with a guy from Poland (he was enlisted to gain citizenship). Anyhow, after Boot Camp while we were stationed at Camp Lejeune together, he told me one week he wanted to set me up on a blind date. I didn't think about him being a pollock and said yes. So Saturday night rolls around and I show up at the appointed time and place to see my date sitting at the table already, wearing sunglasses and carrying the red and white cane. She was literally a "blind" date. We had a nice dinner and conversation, and afterwards she asked me to take her back to her house. We ride back and when we get there, one thing leads to another and next thing you know we're both naked as jaybirds (one of us the non-flying variety because that tapping stick don't work in midair). Anyhow, we're both ready to go and I jam my rock-hard cock right into her unprepared asshole. As she screams in protest I say, "you can't blame me, honey, I'm blind too!"
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09-19-2011, 03:37 PM
cmetz: (v) - To not just fuck shit up, but fuck it into oblivion!
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take it you're planning on getting arrested soon? must tape lesbian prison sex!!!!!
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09-19-2011, 03:42 PM
09-19-2011, 04:06 PM
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that's hilarious. Another reason I will never dance.
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
09-19-2011, 04:34 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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Never your say?
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That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
09-19-2011, 05:02 PM
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never, well maybe once, but I am glad there was no video phones back then
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
09-19-2011, 05:42 PM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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well that was a waste of 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life...
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09-19-2011, 05:43 PM
Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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That's what she said
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09-19-2011, 05:52 PM
You can find me hiding my face in bush, lady bush that is.
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Where's Foetus when you need him...?
09-19-2011, 06:08 PM
Consume me.
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A dollar each.
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