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Woman suspects husband of adultery, finds out he’s just an otaku
November 9, 2022 by Tadashi Anahori
Private detectives are something of a cottage industry in Japan: they derive much of their clientele from men or women (but especially women) who suspect their spouses of adultery. Catching them in the act or at least gathering concrete evidence of adultery will lead to a better payout in a divorce. Many such services specialize in discreet teams of female agents with hidden cameras.
One recent story seems to start off in the usual manner.
A wife suspected her husband (not pictured) of adultery and hired an agency to snoop around. The warning signs were there.
Her husband would disappear on his days off. He would spend long periods of time in the bath looking at his phone. He would get home from late. He rented a locked storage space.
But the agency didn’t find evidence of adultery. Instead, he was just an otaku who was pursuing his fandom. He was a massive Hatsune Miku fan and was looking forward to the Magical Mirai concert featuring the virtual Vocaloid idol.
On those days off when he was mysteriously absent, he was actually going to karaoke by himself or searching for merchandise. In the bath, he was listening to his favorite songs (not messaging a lover). In the storage space, he was simply hiding his merchandise.
The agency brought photographs to the wife showing her husband enjoying karaoke alone, playing a UFO Catcher crane game to get Miku merch, clutching a piece of merch from a Hatsune Miku collaboration with a convenience store, and changing into a happi jacket in a parking lot near the Magical Mirai venue.
So, not the kind of offense that it going to result in a payoff for the wife, though it might still be bad enough for a woman to divorce her husband. Fortunately, this wife was understanding of her husband’s fandom and the two apparently remain married. We suspect the situation is helped by the fact that the otaku in question paid his wife’s (not insignificant) bill from the detective agency and treated her to a stay at Disneyland.
The anecdote broke online when it was shared on social media by Panda, the Hatsune Miku fan at the center of the story, and subsequently picked up by other media outlets like Unseen Japan.
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School teacher asks permission to jerk off in convenience store toilet
November 1, 2022 by Tadashi Anahori
Convenience stores are, well, convenient for a number of reasons: the food and drink available, paying your bills, using the copy machine, or popping to the bathroom.
Some conbini have a rule that you are meant to inform the staff on duty that you wish to use the toilet. Many people don’t bother to ask permission but it seems one customer in Fukuoka took this rule a bit far.
The 28-year-old Atsushi Iwao was such a stickler for the rules, in fact, that he even specified exactly what he planned to do inside the public convenience. And it wasn’t a number one or number two.
Indeed, as he politely laid out to the female clerk at the store, he wanted to jerk off.
This alone would be strange enough, but Iwao asked permission to masturbate while purchasing a pack of condoms (suggesting he was planning to either use the condoms to contain his mess or wanted to empty his pipes, Ben Stiller-style, so as not to go on a date with a loaded weapon).
The clerk, naturally enough, denied his request. After all, she’s probably the one who has to clean the toilet later in the shift. The persistent (and horny) Iwao made an identical request at the store in the same month.
This was way back in October 2021 and, according to news reports, it took cops until October 2022 to figure out who Iwao is and arrest him for alleged obscene conduct. He did something similar in December 2021 at a local drugstore, making him a serial, er, something.
The hapless wannabe masturbator has apparently admitted all three charges. He presumably got a kick out of making such a request to the young women behind the counters. Or perhaps he rather hoped that the ladies would offer to lend him a hand with his task.
In a quirky detail, Iwao is actually a junior high school teacher responsible for shaping young minds. Let’s hope he didn’t try to pass on any tips about using convenience stores.
We are certain that a reasonable amount of masturbation does take place in convenience store toilets, especially from young boys or men who can’t get privacy at home (Japanese apartments and houses are cramped and have thin walls, and families often sleep together in the same room). Conbini toilets, like train station toilets, no doubt also accommodate the occasional quickie by horny couples. Even the staff are fucking when customers are not around. Just don’t ask permission.
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Girls Chintai, a real estate agency offering dates with hot women
November 2, 2022 by Tadashi Anahori
How can you get the edge on competitors in the real estate market? What’s a sure-fire way to win male customers?
Welcome to Girls Chintai (literally, “girls rental”).
It sounds like an escort service or one of those Japanese rent-a-girlfriend services that the overseas media loves to write about, but it’s actually a service offered by an estate agency to attract male clients.
Staffed entirely by young, fashionable women, Girls Chintai creates a “date-like atmosphere” while taking you on visits to potential homes, so you can pretend you have a hot girlfriend and imagine what it would be like to spend time in your new apartment with a young lady.
Visiting a series of apartment accompanied by an agent is a common part of the chore involved with looking for a new home. Girls Chintai is simply making that process more fun — and at no extra cost.
The service, which handles apartments in Tokyo as well as neighboring Kanagawa, Saitama, and Chiba, specifies who the women are (including where they are from, their hobbies and interests, their social media links, etc.), so you can select the one you’d like to go on your date with.
The service, which launched on September 20, welcomes female patrons too, though we suspect women are more likely to choose the service because male estate agents have a reputation for being dishonest.
We hope the young women working for Girls Chintai feel safe accompanying their male clients on these dates around Tokyo looking for apartments. We also wonder if the service is taking steps to avoid stalking from customers who don’t want the dates to end after the tour is over.
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