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Old 06-14-2008, 03:45 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
  

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have you ever had to pee so bad that when you did it felt like the single greatest sensation ever?
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Old 06-14-2008, 04:08 PM
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Stop pretending. You know you wanna see my junk.
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Old 06-14-2008, 04:27 PM
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I don't really know how to take pictures of the side of my head, but you get the drift.







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Old 06-14-2008, 04:52 PM
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i cant afford the microscope powerful enough to find it for us. i was tryin to save you a bit of shame. you carry so much all ready with the dick farm branded on your ass.
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Old 06-14-2008, 06:55 PM
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Back in High School I went to a lot of weekend parties. I always took a case of Michelob Dark for myself. Well, guys find dumb things to do when plastered to the wall and we started timing how long we could piss. Constant stream, none of that start/stop stuff. We'd drink and when someone couldn't hold it anymore, the others would listen (closed doors people, we're not gay) and use a stop watch.

I hit 3 minutes 43 seconds. I barely made it to the john.

THAT was a good piss.


What's funny is our girlfriends started doing this too. They topped out at about 2 minutes 20 seconds.
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Old 06-14-2008, 07:16 PM
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Moses is a nice guy.
  

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Old 06-14-2008, 09:18 PM
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Yeah you do that when it's work calling BC!


And thanks to all the piss talk, I gotta go piss now!
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Old 06-14-2008, 10:02 PM
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why are there so many ugly people in the world?
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if i hold it for more than 2 hours i have to bite my lip to keep from moaning it feels that good
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I've held my piss so long that my eyes started floating!
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