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wont that make you a bum, not having a house? catch-22
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Old 03-26-2010, 07:13 PM
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Old 03-27-2010, 06:50 AM
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No. Just a lowly douche. Nothing Mega about him. I keep thinking of starting a shitty boss thread. This cat was a real peach.
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Old 03-27-2010, 07:08 AM
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Just a few months ago, things looked shitty, now, I'm sitting on a plush government job making 210 a week. Fucking tragic, you say, no not really, I work around pools on the southern tip of the Island, and my job is to help maintain the pools, I'll post pics sometime next week. But the work is awesome and the job, though tedious at times, is fucking awesome, just the other day I met a Canadian swim team---second Canadian group I've met thus far---and I'm told that as the summer approaches, we'll have more American swim teams. So, I get to meet new people, even though my pay is ridiculous, but hey, it's a government job, if I stay for another six months, I'll get a raise of maybe fifty to sixty five dollars, and once my probation is over, the job is for life, and the pay could only increase over time.
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Old 03-27-2010, 07:11 AM
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I didn't mean it to look like I was blaming Good King B for my boss being a jagoff or losing my gig, or even being at fault for the economy. My ex- boss was a jag long before anyone outside of Chicago had heard of Barry (you know, 4 months before the election).

The thing is that no one person was responsible for the economy tanking, unless you want to go down Bohemian Grove conspiracy theories. It was a weird perfect storm of a whole bunch of stuff going off the tracks at once. But as a socety, for whatever reason, we need someone to blame when shit goes wrong.
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job is a job in todays market....

even though I still make more than you on unemployment

but you get to hang out at a pool...
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See you fucking Bahamian version of Grimace, things were gonna work out for you. Now STFU and get laid already!!!

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Nice Bohemian grove reference
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That's the best part, I get to learn how to swim---finally. And it's getting really hot, so, things are looking more like a pool party.

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Biggest mistake I made yesterday, I sort of told the guys I worked with I hadn't fucked yet, I know what you're thinking, but I could only talk cunny jive for so long. Sooner or later I would have said the wrong thing, and the jig would have been up. Their solution, get my fuck on with a ho immediately; what the fuck? I've waited this whole time for an awesome fuck with an awesome bit of cunny and they want me to fuck the first street ho that comes my way, why don't I just drink a forty of vodka and go for a swim, following that, I'll get to fucking some random cunny which has fucked half of nassau, if not most of the eastern seaboard.

Edit: They're acting as if I have explosive diarrhea or some shit.
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Dude...I fucking dare you to drink a 40 of vodka.
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