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Old 08-29-2011, 06:42 PM
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Old 08-29-2011, 06:49 PM
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Old 08-29-2011, 06:59 PM
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If I had your accent, I'd be getting laid daily. She's a whore like that.

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I think the Brits accidentally the whole thing.

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Was watching "The Delta Force"(1986 w/Chuck Norris) on IFC last night, and this commercial played at every break.


At one point, I turned to my wife and said, "Those whores got a rubber dick in their mailbox, and put it in their pussies."

She said, "Really? That's where you're going with this?"

"They put it in their pussies!", I replied.

At that point, the conversation was over.
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Old 08-29-2011, 10:05 PM
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I was woken up early this morning by annoying nonsense ( as usual )
I'll try to keep this rant short.

Anyway, I'm renting a newly rennovated house and there's a small job left to be done outside. I had a few small bags of trash obstructing the workspace, so last time the carpenter came, he just left.
I got a call from my landlord complaining about garbage being dumped on the nice porch she's rebuilding for us. : I almost flipped out!

The repair guy is lazy! I was home and he didn't even bother to knock. I could've moved that shit within 5 seconds! I did it just after she called this morning.

I told him, in a very stern and authoritative voice, "if my car is here, then I'm here, so please ask if you need anything". He seemed to get bit flush and bewildered as if he's never heard of such a thing.
I think he realized what he did and that I'm going to tell that to the landlord.
Now I have to explain this to the landlord. She got the wrong idea of me because the guy was being lazy that day.
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