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Old 08-28-2011, 07:00 PM
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So, I was in Church today(let it got, my decision!!!). I was standing there minding my own business, and then a kid ran into me. An by me I mean man manhood area. I keeled over, trying to grasp my breath, the little kids mother asked if I was okay?

lady: Did he get you?

me: yeah!

lady: what a place to get hit!

me: yeah!

Lady: I am so sorry! (she was fighting back a little smile the whole time!)

I smiled a little and asked myself one question... "really?"

So how was everyone else day?
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Old 08-28-2011, 07:16 PM
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Only one response is dignified enough for that.
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Old 08-28-2011, 07:16 PM
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Being that this was the mother of a munchkin, she should know that it always helps if Mommy were to kiss the boo boo better! Didn't she at least offer to kiss it better
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:39 PM
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In Church? At least wait till coffee and fellowship in the men's room. Sheesh.
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:46 PM
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Sorry about the boys. have your s/o massage them with her tongue that will make 'em better.

Had a sucky weekend. Some yutz wreck their car into a tree which fell on a utility pole causing the transformer to blow leaving me with no power (to make it worse the local bar as well) from 11:00pm to 5:30 am. Then I wake up this morning to the sound of a police helicopter. Followed by the sound of cops, and canine cops chasing after a hit and run suspect who hit somebody at the intersection near my house. bailed out and decided to rabbit through a bunch of backyards including mine.

After that drama ended my local airport had a open house with a acrobatic team driving prop planes (sounded like Pearl Harbor for a while.) Then various Military hardware to shatter the quiet some more. Good thing I don't have PTSD or I'd have been flipping out. Like I said lots of the suck.
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Old 08-28-2011, 08:50 PM
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My wife has discovered 'Torchwood'. What a piece of shit that show is. But yet it plays on and on in the next room ad nauseum. Fuck you, UK. Your shows are like your teeth. Stupid.
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Old 08-28-2011, 09:26 PM
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Yet your wife likes them. I think you secretly want to be British. Go on, admit it.
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