"If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'bag.'"
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
Mock not nor jest at anything of importance; break no jests that are sharp biting; and if you deliver anything witty and pleasant, abstain from laughing thereat yourself.
"Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa! Whoa!' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in."
Jack Handey
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Chuck Norris Fact: It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.