08-22-2011, 03:48 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Doing what? (Don't leave us hanging...)
08-22-2011, 04:24 PM
Shoot first, ask questions NEVER!
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Ok...I wish it was legal to shot someone for being a fucking retard. So I'm standing in line a the store and this dumb bitch in front of me can't figure out what 50% off is! Really you fucking moron...so she's buying something for a hundred bucks and proceeds to ask the clerk what her discount is. Holy the hell can't you figure out what half of something is. So I started getting pissed and finally said your fucking kidding right. The lady looks back at me and said mind my business, I laughed and proceeded to tell her that if she can't figure out what %50 off is she should just out a bullet in her head because she a complete idiot.
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08-22-2011, 04:30 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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08-22-2011, 04:33 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Damn.
08-22-2011, 04:48 PM
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WHOA! That's what he said
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im boring and cutting down on masturbation
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08-22-2011, 06:26 PM
i know more than you and i knew it before you did
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Dealing with estate bullshit and your siblings sucks big donkey dicks!
08-22-2011, 06:31 PM
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Haven't been friends with my bother since my mom died. Peoples true colors come out when there's a death in the family.
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I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
08-22-2011, 06:58 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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My gf is feminist and a democrat. So we were watching the news about our debt and credit rating dropping and all that stuff and I said "you didn't really expect to have good credit after electing a black man as president did you?"
Needless to say she got really up set and asked how I could say that and that I was being racist.
I said "no, I'm going to put that shit on the internet and let Carlos Mencia come up with it on his own."
she didn't get it.
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08-22-2011, 07:01 PM
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too late, heard a black comedian, I think on the Daily Show, say the same thing a couple of weeks ago.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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Hail, too the King!
08-22-2011, 07:07 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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That sucks. Well I thought it was funny.
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