01-22-2018, 10:16 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 3,016
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^^^^^^^^ So old that his pervertedness is just plain creepy
01-23-2018, 10:46 AM
Please don't throw your shit at me... unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana.
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In my house.
Posts: 10,521
Credits: 19,666,509
^^^ didn't get the joke.
01-26-2018, 03:43 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sasquatch & Serial Killers Cuntry
Posts: 11,554
Credits: 1,285,954
^^^ Confused choke with joke.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
01-26-2018, 11:47 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Bouncing Boobie Blvd.
Posts: 2,540
Credits: 123,798
^^^ Frothy, with a hint of lime.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
02-25-2018, 04:48 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: i'm in a weird, weird place right now
Posts: 8,437
Credits: 36,426,062
^^^ Mega, with a hint of suck.
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- Lewis Black
09-05-2019, 06:10 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 13,450
Credits: 188,036
^^^Gay with a hint of homo.
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05-15-2020, 12:46 AM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: i'm in a weird, weird place right now
Posts: 8,437
Credits: 36,426,062
^^^Asshat
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