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Old 05-19-2008, 02:21 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive... even with my military discount
  

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try a deep fried Oreo if you get the chance. There's a good possibility that if you eat more than one you will immediately have a heart attack, but it's worth it.
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If I put corn batter on my Cock, can I call it a corn dog and sell it to kiddies at the county fair?
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If I get a male dog to lick PB off my junk does that make me gay?
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if two cats are fucking and you hurl a basketball at them from 20 feet away and hit bullseye, will they quit?

hell yeah they'll quit...(I did this yesterday)
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I don't introduce myself to people with my name and sexual preference so why do gay people say, "Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm gay!"? Seriously. Think about it. "Hi, I'm RDC, nice to meet you. I fuck women."
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Why do I get delayed hangovers lately?? Am I waking up drunk still and the hangover comes on as the day goes on?
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I chew my food like everybody else, so why do I only see the corn and peanuts when I poop?
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Old 05-19-2008, 03:54 PM
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Why is it that big company's always name there products "New and Improved"? Was the product before it "Old and Crappy"?
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