02-23-2009, 04:24 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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Classic!
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02-23-2009, 04:34 PM
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If by classic, you mean, scary as fuck, yes.....then it's classic.
Oh yeah, this thread is about sex....not about me getting brutally murdered for wearing my Thermos hat..
I last had sex on Saturday, thanks for asking Serafina. It was okay. Nothing to write home to mommy about. She was ovulating though, that was nice.
02-23-2009, 04:39 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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Another shitty flashback!
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02-23-2009, 05:16 PM
you play Guitar Hero naked... I play REAL guitar topless!
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Ovulating = horny? Or you trying for another gorgeous daughter?
And see, who am I to bust your balls? You still get laid way more than I do.
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02-23-2009, 07:13 PM
Wearing a flavor saver since '95
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6 hrs after that while watching family guy
02-24-2009, 04:21 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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I guess I'm commited then. Just name the time and I'll tell you the place
02-24-2009, 10:58 AM
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Ovulation = wet and horny, yes. The wafting sex pheromones delight the animal in me.
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I feel as though the DSF community must intercede and question you first.
1. How often do you use the word 'moist' in normal conversation?
2. Do you know how to play cribbage?
3. Are you eco-groovy?
4. Do you believe that Ha! > LOL?
5. Will you mind the online ridicule after we learn that she fucked you in the ass with a blue dildo?
That's it for now.
02-24-2009, 01:07 PM
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Has! A gaggle of them.
I love that when you boil me down, those are the 5 things that stand out to you as the basic tenets of Cellany-ness. Too funny.
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02-24-2009, 01:59 PM
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Are you implying that those
aren't the basic tenants of Miscellany? Pillars, we shall call them.
I have more but I'm not comfortable sharing them yet. Who knows? This Jamandjelly might try to make some sort of marmalade out of you?
02-24-2009, 02:20 PM
Virginty is overrated, so give me yours.
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Thermos ...... good thing we got you out there to protect Ms. C's honor. I forgot all about her blue dildo until you mentioned it. I didn't know about the cribbage. Would that be straight cribbage or strip cribbage??
Isn't Ms. C the original practitioner of the Hippy Hippy Shake? I think that falls under the guise of eco-groovy.
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