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Old 07-22-2008, 03:09 PM
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I think this might be a record. Certainly the highest I've ever heard. This guy should get a medal.


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Old 07-22-2008, 03:13 PM
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I've almost guzzled a whole 5th of vodka (left about an inch in the bottle) and was instantly drunk and blacked out shortly after...don't know what my BAC was, but I'm pretty sure it was up there
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Most I've ever had was .3 and I was about gone.
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Old 07-22-2008, 03:29 PM
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The only dui I ever got, I rolled a ford escort end to end. And I blew .099, after drinking all day. Luckily the limit was .1 back then, so that shit got dismissed.
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So the jurisdiction you live in bases their DUI solely on the b.a.c. test? What fuckin moron wrote that law. Seems like the Ford rolled end to end should have been the determining factor.

Nope officer I'm sober as a church lady. I just somehow got this piece elevated and going at such a high rate of speed that it actually flipped ass over kettle.
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Old 07-22-2008, 05:40 PM
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Yea...I had to eat some "failure to control" or something like that, but the judge dismissed the dui for "low test result." I had a good lawyer. I was in college at the time. I never even had to actually go to court.
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