I don't like them and I have a phobia about them. I don't want to touch them or lick them and I don't want mine touched or licked. People say I am missing out especially this new girl I am dating. All she wants to do is toss my salad or stick a finger in my ass. She thinks there is something wrong with me cause I don't want to do anything to her asshole. I just don't feel like there is something missing like it is some mystery I have to solve. I can live the rest of my life without having any sexual contact with the asshole.
I am more curious if this is something common or something only few people take issue with.
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I'm down with the brown.
I almost spit my drink out tonight during Robot Chicken when the Rape Ghost fucked a guy and he said he took his "Black Cherry."
You should give your girlfriend your black cherry. If she's that into it, you should at least see what it's about. I doubt you're going to hate the feeling of getting your salad tossed.
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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That's the problem. He's afraid he will like it to much and the next thing you know he moves to New York to marry an opera set designer with three Pekenese and a closet full of rainbow tutus.
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