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**~~DSF Guest 9~~** · #1 07-07-2008, 03:31 PM

Camping is fine for hobos and poor people.

I have spent three days in filth and squalor all in the name of a good time.

What a shitty weekend.

Share awful camping stories with me so I don't feel so alone.

Shasturbator · #2 07-07-2008, 03:33 PM

I have a camper, so camping isn't too bad for me....sorry...

**~~DSF Guest 9~~** · #3 07-07-2008, 03:33 PM

So you're poor or a hobo?!?!

WHY DO YOU DO THIS?

Bam-Bam · #4 07-07-2008, 03:34 PM

The key is to drink as much as possible so you do not notice how dirty and smelly you are.

Shasturbator · #5 07-07-2008, 03:37 PM

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noooo.....I have a camper that has running water, toilet, shower, air conditioning, and full size bed....I know, most people don't call it "camping" but trust me it's the only way to go...

**~~DSF Guest 9~~** · #6 07-07-2008, 03:38 PM

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That's how I went too. Ew @ pumping out your own shit tank. Who thinks of this stuff?!?! Sick and wrong!

Mrs.BlackCrypt · #7 07-07-2008, 03:41 PM

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I know that's the only way I'd "camp". I don't do the tent, sleeping bag, pee behind a tree thing.

Shasturbator · #8 07-07-2008, 03:42 PM

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I don't have to....the campground where mine sits has its own sewer system....hook right up to it....plus it's only 1/2 mile from my house, so I can be at home in 5 minutes at any time....

**~~DSF Guest 9~~** · #9 07-07-2008, 03:45 PM

My bf was racing this weekend, so we had to drive out to the middle of nowhere and camp in a dirt field with inbreds, hillbillies, etc. There was no place to dump the shit tank except the gas station 20 min. from the site. I made the mistake of bringing chili for dinner one night. :/

WORST.WEEKEND.EVER.

staroffurby · #10 07-07-2008, 03:48 PM

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Totally agree, this seems to be the golden rule. The over rule is take some hot women with you. Doing her in the open soon takes your mind of camping.