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Old 06-20-2008, 08:29 AM
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Okay, so i kinda got this idea from the sum up your life thread, but...

If you could somehow time your death, what would your last words be?
For example...

"You were right Ms. Beckinsdale, your Vagina is incredible!"
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:30 AM
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:42 AM
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"oh shit....that didn't work"

or maybe just

"SHIT!"
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:50 AM
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:07 AM
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:20 AM
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So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
  

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Old 06-20-2008, 09:45 AM
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All I have to do is follow the directions? It should work, it came from the internet!!
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:52 AM
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Well, so much for that....
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:52 AM
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:59 AM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
  

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i love you.

i think that would be a nice last thing to say, whoever i said it to.
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