Wing Man: Taking One For The Team

[ms. cellany]

My best friend is a guy and he always wants me to be his "wingman" in various ways... he's asked me to run up to him at a bar/restaurant/etc. when he's with a girl and proclaim that he's the best I've ever had, please come back to me....

He's also met a girl at a bar when we were out camping, the girl happened to be hanging out with her brother and he asked them to meet us at our campsite... I freakin' had to go out walking with the brother on a "night hike" while my friend got it on with the girl in our tent.

It sucked. I generally don't like watching my friend stumble all over himself for pretty girls who tend to not be so smart. I try my best to not be his wingman.