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I dated a girl once that claimed she had TMJ and that her jaw hurt after giving blowjobs. I offered the alternative of rough dry anal sex and she was miraculously healed!
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That she didn't have a problem with on occasion. Although rough and dry is not for me. I think the TMJ was a legitimate complaint. I had to be one of those guys who only got bjs on special occasions. Needless to say it didn't work out.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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I call the cavernous mouth Fish Mouth, cause her lips just opened and closed like a large mouth bass, and there was no tongue. The Cow Tongue was like her tongue unfolded into my mouth. Not long, but wide, like frenching a wet wall. There was one chick who kept her teeth clentched the whole time, yup, not getting in there!
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Good: Drunkenly kissed the 30 year old virgin god mother. Great body, greater mouth. I remember having slurred thoughts of being surprised of her being good, but in the morning I came to the conclusion that: virgin=lots of practice.
Bad: Small mouthed asian chick. She tried to tongue me but her tongue was so small that it just felt like she was poking my teeth.
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Snake is correct, the have very firm muscular lips, and tight jaws. they don't really like to open there mouths any wider than is required to blow a note through, until it's time to bitch about something then you can't shut them up!
if your gonna bang a band chick, go for a french horn player, they have self esteem issue and work harder for it, of course they are hell to get rid of.
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