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Old 08-05-2009, 08:09 PM
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I think I have found the cause of our issue.

We have a son who is (the coolest ever) 6 months. She really put on some extra lbs with him and hasn't shed them yet.

Last night we are bangin' and I say, "your so F@@@ hot" and she rolls her eyes.

It appears that her self image is shot to hell.

Actually when we were fighting she said that I think about porn when I'm bonin' her. Which I really don't, I'm not that mentally creative when trying to hold back a nut full.

Anyhow so I think she doesn't like the porn all of a sudden cause she's large and in charge. Hopefully I can lay low for a bit, give her some time to get un-cow-like, and then be back to my merry porn lovin' ways.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:18 PM
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Just tell her that:
"Baby once you get all un-cow-like I'll enjoy bangin' you again instead of rubbing it out to faceless bitches with bad drug habits and no self esteem that I'll never meet."

If that doesn't make her drop to her knees and start gobbing your knob then I have learned nothing from all my time on the interwebs.
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:33 PM
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I for one love it that my wife has curves. For one it makes her pussy tighter and second it gives her bigger boobs.



Just put things in perspective because it could always be worse.




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Old 08-06-2009, 02:11 AM
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:21 PM
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I totally left the playboy PDF's thread up my wife's computer yesterday. Of all the DSF pages I could have left open it had to be porn. At least it wasn't something from one of Pred's threads. She doesn't take kindly to the porn viewing. She gets so angry you would think that I cheated on her w/ an underage russian hooker or something.
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:57 PM
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Old 08-19-2009, 03:38 PM
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I don't know about other women but I love watching porn alone but when I watch with my husband, it does feel fucked up because it feels like he is enjoying the porn and the women in it more than the sex we are having. Maybe once you get her watching, try shutting it off randomly and give her your full attention so she won't get that feeling. And for god sakes, try not to moan along with whatever is going on in the porn as you are getting head or screwing. It's pretty disheartening, in my opinion. Let it be known, I do know that most women in porn are blazing hot and that they are more attractive than I am. I would just rather hope my husband is kinda thinking of me as we do it even though I might be thinking about someone else Yes, huge double standard.
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