Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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You're too "refined" to even be here.
Don't put down what you can't understand.
Kiss your own ass, noob prick. I'll bet you would, if you could.
You're pretty impressed with yourself.
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The future is unwritten, but I'm illustrating it now.
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This is a dude that's probably been with maybe a couple of women his whole life. One of them likely a cousin. The type that maybe gets a beej once a yea on his birthday, but not all the way to completion. Apart from that it's pure missionary unless the missus gets a little tipsy on wine spritzers and takes a ride on the wild side with girl on top sex. Of course, since he comes home smelling like a day's work and a handful of beers on the way, and wants some sex but doesn't want to shower first, that's all understandable.
It's the sexual equivalent of eating your entire life at McDonald's and Burger King and then saying "Raw fish? I ain't eatin' no fuckin' raw fish? I know how to use a fryin' pan!!"
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I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
Join Date: Jun 2007
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"