The middle aged, slightly tubby security guy here rides around on a segway but he loses his balance on the hills. It's way more amusing than when he was rolling in the golf cart.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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The handle is a great use to attach a vibrator concealed under a skirt.
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