Random Thoughts V4.0

[skarekrow]

My general manager was at work last night and thought it would be funny to comment on my pants. They are too long for me so I can cut off the back because they are going to get ruined anyway when I walk on them. "We should give you a raise so you can buy some pants that actually fit you."
To which I replied, "The problem is I'm short and fat. The pants that actually fit me length wise are only available in the kids section, but the problem is because I'm a fat bastard, I'm too big for the husky. Besides, not everyone can run around looking like Herman Munster" (which he does)

he didn't make a smart ass remark towards me for the rest of the night.