Random Thoughts V4.0

[MrGoutHimself]

I was in the Marine Corps with a guy from Poland (he was enlisted to gain citizenship). Anyhow, after Boot Camp while we were stationed at Camp Lejeune together, he told me one week he wanted to set me up on a blind date. I didn't think about him being a pollock and said yes. So Saturday night rolls around and I show up at the appointed time and place to see my date sitting at the table already, wearing sunglasses and carrying the red and white cane. She was literally a "blind" date. We had a nice dinner and conversation, and afterwards she asked me to take her back to her house. We ride back and when we get there, one thing leads to another and next thing you know we're both naked as jaybirds (one of us the non-flying variety because that tapping stick don't work in midair). Anyhow, we're both ready to go and I jam my rock-hard cock right into her unprepared asshole. As she screams in protest I say, "you can't blame me, honey, I'm blind too!"