DSF Week in Review 7/31/11

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Fuck yeah, Football season is here. I was getting worried that I'd actually have to talk to my wife on Sunday, rather than get drunk and watch football. Here is the first ever Triple Play Edition of the Week in Review.

Magnusrex has gotten the green light to wander. Go back and read the whole post, it's long. It started out..."Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me"....and ended with Admiral Ackbar saying "It's a trap!"

Eccles is still searching for a job. Evidently he has not been able to monetize "interweb smart ass". Shit, if he does, we all will be working for him!

Speaking of Jobs, Pobs has a new job as a greeting card writer.....here is the new "good job" card he wrote: "Shit is still shit, no matter what bow or ribbon you put on it." I have an order in for 1,000 of them. I will use them for performance evaluations at work. Seems to be exactly what I'm looking for!

Megadouchenstein is back to mining boogers. I think you need to see an ENT. Black boogers does not seem right.

Cmetz has central air. Good deal, getting smashed in the heat makes one angry drunk!

In related HVAC news, dolphinskull wants to live in a walk in freezer. Canada, my friend, Canada.

In even more HVAC related news, Foetus' AC went out. This is one of those situation where you don't care about the cost, all you want is the fucker fixed. Kinda like when you were in high school and needed a rubber and paid $3.95 for one condom at the 7/11....

Satan can't understand how people work in the heat. It is called a job, fucker. You do it where it needs to be done in all sorts of weather. Not everyone lives in your fantasy fucking world of loose women, winning cash at the casino, landing a freelance gig with a huge payday and a fucking boat.......jeeze.

Madam Meow has been naked alot. Pics or it didn't happen. Shit, we just wanna see your beautiful body naked again!

SRD is infatuated with Angie Varona....much like a priest and alter boys.

elvictorino is getting flashed at his lingerie coffee joint. Um, I hate to point out, you are a dirty old man and that is the reason why you go there. It isn't because the coffee is so damn good.

Homo Explosion went to see Paul McCartney in central park. A homo target rich environment for sure.

Beer took a road trip to cali. Me thinks is is done with the east coast......sun, babes, beer and weed. Damn, it sounds like you just retired! Cmetz just booked his one way ticket......

Table for Five is pissed that 2 years later, we still give him shit about the infamous bubblegum martini. Fuck that, you NEVER should have ordered a bubblegum martini and should take the punishment for doing so.

Mr Brownfella is going to purchase the rights of all classic cult horror movies to prevent the remake of ANY of them. Evil Dead remake? I think not.

Jo's anus fell off. As an assman, this disappointments me greatly.

Trips has regulated his medications....he has been funny as fuck lately. No more horse tranquilizers, that shit keeps you down. Good thing too, because he is taking his set on the road.......

Fishman likes it when Jo says balls. I had to re-read the post. I thought he said I like it when you fondle my balls.....Talking and touching are two different zip codes.

josehl didn't get kidnapped in Mexico. In fact, I heard he made some extra cash down there. Two hits and smuggling drugs across the border. The money making vacation!

Zakko got a avvy, then chose the godfather's first avvy. Always got to remake someone's masterpiece don't you Zakko. Congrats on the tiny pic!

bumbart likes the live jasmine pop up. n00bs, how do they work?

shanolin420 and something about civil rights......hahahahaha, post more tits.

Amy broke up with her boyfriend and found someone she wants to fuck. The DSF suicide hotline is now open because you know she doesn't want to fuck any of the degenerates here! Congrats on losing 180 pounds of shit.

Stantz can't believe Terminator2 is a 20 year old movie. I will pm you how the Gregorian Calendar works......

Maxbailey reported it was humid in Scotland. Isn't that shit surrounded by an ocean?

Frothy Afterbirth dropped by to give shit about how wonderful it is the Pacific Northwest.....yeah well, rain sucks.

It was hot in NY. The snake killed three people and robbed 5 bodegas......people do crazy shit in the heat......like change power supplies on their computers Oh yeah, snake's ex is hot.

gimmebeer is going to fail 84% of his students. Well played sir! I wish more teachers gave appropriate grades for student's efforts.

expletive.....tl;dr. Just kidding dude, your rants are the shit, literally.

Carlos Spicy Wiener built some shit while drunk. I'm sure that the shed will be there for 20 years, no wait, 20 minutes or so.....

mason6799 got a sig tag from Fishman, the dog fucker.

nookiejunkie learned how autocorrect works. Great, now you know, tell us. Not sure how that shit works.

Dr. Cableporter prescribed O2 for migraines. How many script pads do you have? I have chronic back pain and live in a medical marijuana state.......

Godfather posts some of the best photos evar! Not sure where he gets these, but I think he is a porn photographer and is posting original work.

Five Inch Taint likes kinky phone anal play. Different strokes for different folks.

Bob was on the rag again, but he is seeing his obgyn to get these violent mood swings under control.

In the past 3 weeks, there has been more discussion of vajayjays, anal play and slapping quiffs than I have ever seen in 3 years. I like the direction the discussion is heading. On with the fuckery!