Good For A Laugh When You're Drunk

[Kyle E. Coyote]

A friend of a friend (and total douche) insists that Ozzy Osbourne is the shit. This guy is your typical devil-worshipping douchebag, and would probably blow Ozzy given the chance. Long story short, we have a long running bet whether Ozzy is a Christian or a Satanist (with $50 at stake). For the record, I could give a shit. Ozzy sang Crazy Train and Iron Man, and he once walked around his house stoned shooting all of his twenty-some cats with a 12 gauge, so he's the fucking king in my book. However, and I'll make no bones about this, I love money, and $50 is too good to pass up. So, out to burst this faggot's bubble (wow, that sounds dirty) once and for all by proving that Ozzy isn't the wannabe-antichrist he once was, I stumbled upon this via Google:

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils...vils_music.htm

Short of actual man-sex, I think this is the GAYEST shit ever, period. I'm a Christian myself, but this is why I fucking hate the church and its fucking little God-Squad goonies. *PUKE*

Ah, well, I've got my proof (off of another site) and I'm off to collect my winnings tomorrow. Hmm... what to buy with $50....