Fucked over on ebay, how to get revenge?

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Right here is the deal, i recently won an auction on ebay for an Samson AirLine 77 AG1 CR77 UHF Wireless Guitar System so i can rock the fuck out in my room without strangling myself with the wires,

i won the auction for £93, about $180 and sent the guy a cheque for the amount, anyway this was on the 14th of May and he still hasn't contacted me or sent the fucking item i won, i managed to get him on the phone 1 day and he said he hasn't cashed the cheque yet, but now its like nearly 3 weeks later and i am down in money and minus the fucking thing i bought, so to you my evil doing friends, i ask this, how the fuck shall i get revenge on this asshole? i was thinking about ordering some pizza and shit to his house for a few days, then trying to book a few escorts to come round, and gradually keep turning up the fire until i smoke him out? any one else got some good ideas?

ive got this guys address and his telephone number