Wing Man: Taking One For The Team

[jedi5]

Anyone here ever be a wing man for your buddy and hook up with an ugly chick so your buddy could get laid?

A few years back we were at a bar. My buddy hooked up with this nice looking chick. As the bar was closing, the girl invited us to back to her place and continue to drink with her friends. Now her friends weren't around but there were going to meet us at the house.

Good looking girl must have good looking friends, right?

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

I'm about 5'9, 180-185lbs and hooked up with this 6'4ish at least no lie... 270lbs if not more hippo. Maybe she was more, don't remember nor do I care to.
I looked like little lizard sitting on top of a giant rock.
Chick took her panties off and I didn't know if they were a parachute or a cover for you car.
Chick was huge.

Anyone else here ever bite the bullet and take one for the team?