Let's hear your car crash stories

I was browsing some guy's (kid) blog and he was telling a good story of when he crashed his car so i thought it would be a good idea for a thread.

I'll post my personal one later but here is his:

copied from some kid's blog --
"I rolled my car down over a hill trying to Avoid a Moose (only in Canada) on a road that is 90 miles from civilization each way, and landed in a pond in the water, I had to swim out.

It was about 2 a.m. I was alone and had to walk for 3 hours before someone came along and picked me up.

They looked at me like I was a ghost and had no idea I had crashed my car, and I basically was because I have never been that scared in my life, I was crying going down the road. I wasnt hurt bad, but it was definitely the worst thing that has ever happend to me in my life. Fuckkkk I get chills down my spine just thinkin about that night.

Dont ever crash when your in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone service or civilization for 90 miles each way. Just don't. even if it means you have to drive 10 miles per hour. Walking on a desolate road at 2 am in the middle of the wilderness in Canada is NOT COOL. I was basically a little girl for 3 hours, crying my ass off, scared shitless thinking I was never going to be picked up, attacked by a bear and never be seen again. Terrible night."