International Rules of Manhood

[Mr Handlebars]

International Rules of Manhood
- Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

- It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) After wrecking your boss? car.
(c) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into ?The Crying Game?.


- Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

- Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

- If you?ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

- Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy?s fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

- No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy?s birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a bar of the birthday boy?s choice.

Feel free to add your own.