After days of internment here with my wife, over coffee this morning I asked her if I had ever told her the story of my grandparents making ketchup in their basement from a crop of tomatoes they had grown in their Victory garden. She answered, "This year or this month?" She then said something to the effect of, if I mentioned it again she would start making ketchup, without any tomatoes.
Hey, have I told you guys about my grandparents making ketchup in their basement????
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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