Are there any Anna Faris fans out there?

[Kyle E. Coyote]

I'm about 3/4 of the way to plastered, so I'm gonna make this short.

I just read that Anna Faris' body double for The House Bunny called in sick, so for the first time in her career she's breaking her no nudity clause and we're gonna get to see her bare ass in the new movie as a result. That is, those of us going to see that shitty movie. I'll just wait for it to be all over the internet in a week.

She's apparently all over the talk show circuit right now talking about how humiliating it was, and how she wishes she'd have just been more patient and waited for the body double to return to work instead of rushing to get filming done and volunteering do it herself.