Recently uncovered deleted scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey --
"HAL activate the penis manipulation unit."
"Again, Dave?"
"Yes, HAL."
"Dave this is 3 times in the last 2 days."
"Just hurry up. And this time buffer more of the video so it doesn't freeze."
"That may overstress the AE-35 Unit. I predict complete failure in 72 hours."
Now you know.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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