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Old 05-21-2008, 02:56 PM
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NASCAR has partnered with Harlequin Romance to bring out this series of novels starring hunky race car drivers and the women who (sometimes tragically, sometimes against all the odds) love them. Here are a couple I found at the local grocery store, near the women’s magazine section. The back of one book said it was about an old-money family threatening to lose all their money lest junior win the big race — and a special woman’s heart.


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sadly, I know people who will buy these just because they have Nascar on them...
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Ohh they are really good, especially the part where the grease monkey grabs his monkey wrench and slid it into her cam shaft!!!
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i like the part when she undoes the manifold, so she can get to the injector!!
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Did you get a weird look from the cashier? A better question though is: What the fuck are you going to do with them now that you're the owner of two shitty Nascar romance novels?
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Lucas, who are you kidding... You bought those to read em...
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