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Old 08-11-2008, 01:06 AM
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Default DSF Merchandise!

We're always trying to think of new ways to innovate here at DSF.com. For the most part, we are incredibly lazy shits who just the bare minimum to get get by, which also explains why we get along so smashingly with you lot.

That being said, we got to talking tonight and the ideas started flowing. Merchandise!! Branding!! Let's get DSF out on the street!!!

However, things took a turn for the better when we uttered these two words:

Boy Band.

Yeah yeah, we could have gone the new school route; you know Jonas brothers or something to that effect.

New Kids on the Block was a tad too old school.

We figured late-nineties, boy band craziness was really the era and market to exploit here.

That being said, may I present you with:

THE STEPBROTHERS



That's right, they are there playing the roles we need them to play:


kt2008 - The Shy One

Fsmak - The Bad Boy

BlackCrypt - The Really Really Good Looking One With Too Much Gel in His Hair

Jester - The Smart One

Shasta - The Drunk One...Also most likely to end up in rehab

Who's gotta hook up at a record label? We need to get these guys signed!







DISCLAIMER *I have not drank or done drugs in well over a month now and there is a good chance this isn't nearly as funny as I think it is*
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:13 AM
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I love DSF, but you guys need to cash in on the merchandising.
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:22 AM
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Somebody post that album so I don't have to pay for it.
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Old 08-11-2008, 01:30 AM
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Shasta being in the picture doesn't look photoshopped at all. It looks eerily real
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:08 AM
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What ever happened to stepSHIRT?

I'd love to rock a DSF tee!
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:09 AM
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i'm sure Jesus has a box of them left. I think he sold 7 or 8 total.
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:14 PM
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Old 08-11-2008, 12:15 PM
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Old 08-11-2008, 08:52 PM
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Hilarious! Seriously, is there a link to DSF Merchandise?
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Old 08-11-2008, 11:58 PM
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Where can I sign up for the exclusive rights to sell this album? Who do I send my contact info to?

This is sure to be a great selling album at my store, or most stolen at least!
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