06-20-2008, 08:29 AM
a True Sex Panther
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Location: Ballz deep in your ass...
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Your last words
Okay, so i kinda got this idea from the sum up your life thread, but...
If you could somehow time your death, what would your last words be?
For example...
"You were right Ms. Beckinsdale, your Vagina is incredible!"
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It's got bits of Real Panther in it so you know it's good. "And they've done studies...60% of the time, it works every time ."
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Anchorman is probably my favorite movie EVER which means I love you.
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MEGADOUCHE
DAS is Back! and I love it!
06-20-2008, 08:30 AM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Aether
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"...I told you not to make eye contact...."
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amylikewhoa
I'm so fucking fabulous I hijack my own threads
06-20-2008, 08:42 AM
jesus got drunk and molested me
Join Date: Aug 2007
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"oh shit....that didn't work"
or maybe just
"SHIT!"
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
06-20-2008, 08:50 AM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: NYC
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Ohh This Is Gonna Hurt!!!
06-20-2008, 09:07 AM
kicked the fuck out
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 2,397
I'll bet I can't do this twice...
06-20-2008, 09:20 AM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: In the house the bank purchased for me.
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Fasten your seatbelts. I saw this once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it...
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12-22-2008, 03:31 AM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: oblivion, u.s.a
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Can I have a Do over?
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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TheSNakE
That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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MEGADOUCHE
... On with the shenanigans.
12-23-2008, 01:04 AM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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"this side towards enem..."
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What's a Dikfore?
12-23-2008, 10:26 AM
paris gave me herpes
Join Date: Nov 2008
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"I'll come back!!! and i'll kill u all!!!!!!! ..... hahahahahahah......oouggh ..... quit ur hands off my neck, i cant breath .... i was joking fucking bastard!!! .... i am not ur father little skywalker"
12-23-2008, 10:52 AM
kicked the fuck out
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 1,930
" See you in Hell"
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