at what point was it obvious that the relationship was over? what is your worse story.
for me it was when she started talking about how cute our children would be, and we had only been together for 6 months.
i know it's not that bad of a horror story, but until i got married, i didn't have long term relationships, i couldn't stand being with one person that long.
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For me I guess the best was the woman I was sleeping with back when I was in the Corps who was married. I knew it was over when her naval officer husband showed up at our favorite bar and clocked my friend in the head with a beer bottle thinking she was sleeping with the better looking of the two marines. My friend and I beat fuck out of the sumbitch (I didn't know he was an officer then, only that he was a squid) and I left before the cops could scramble. Headed to her apartment because he wasn't due back for a week. When I got to the parking lot, she was screaming out of it in her car. She rolled window and told me that when he came home early and brought her italian jewelry she felt bad and told him everything. He went tearing out to find me and she was worried. Fuck that, never pronged that bitch again.
-SRD
Damn SRD! odd part of that story, i had a buddy who was in the navy, and he got his ass whipped by the marine who was fucking his wife. this didn't take place in Virginia did it, about 1999-2000?
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The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
When I lived in Texas, I hooked up with an amazing blond. She Was everything I wanted for a woman. So we were hot and heavy for 6 months and I had been to her place and spent weekends there. Well one day we are talking about having kids and marriage....I actually was thinking about dropping the ball and buying a ring because I really loved this girl. SO I had to fly to California on business and I was sitting at the airport in Dallas just thinking about her and the phone rings while I'm having a few drinks at the bar. I answer because its her name and a man asks me are Mike, I was like yea who is this, Hey man this is Tracy husband.................WTF! I was like your fucking lying. next thing I know this guy tells me he was in Iraq on a year tour and was wondering why his wife wasn't returning his calls and not returning his letters. I Just listened for 5 mins as this guy told me the story and I told him that I had no idea she had a husband and that there was no pictures in the house. He said he found them in the attic after he came home as a surprise. I told first off man if i knew she was married I wouldn't of done it.ANd I told him it made me feel worse that he was serving over seas in a war zone. Then he tells me this is the second time she has done it. I was like why the fuck are you still with her. He just said he loves her. I told him he could have her and that I would erase everything I have of her and told him sorry. That's when I knew it was over.......... About 2 months late rI get a call from her saying she was pregnant, I told her congrats and don't call me again. I wonder for over 2 years if the kid was mine, but she never called me again and I finally saw a picture of the kid on her facebook and the kid thankfully looked like him and her..............Fucking whores..........
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