I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Happy Valentines Day!!!!
What are you doing for Valentines Day, giving to your sex partner or going somewhere.
I gave my wife some chocolates, a card and a new Pandora charm.
We're going to a local winery to have a nice picnic (and get wasted) and then I'm making bone in rib eye steaks for dinner tonight. Maybe just a blowjob because Aunt Flo is staying with us this week :
Well after i made it back home from takeing the kids to the grandparents, i realized that it was VD Day (LOL ) so i fucked the wife, went out bought doughnuts, feed the kids, fucked the wife again, (she's now taking a nap), i logged to DSF to see what i've missed and i'll probably fuck her a couple more times today before Valentines is over. and i'll only be out $10.00 for the doughnuts. which is great considering the $300 + i spent on repairs to my car just i could get back home. remember a time when if you had a bearing going out you just take the wheel hub assemble apart, repacked it with grease and went on you way, not anymore my friends. sorry that a though for another thread.
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So True!
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"i don't wanna serve no warm banana cream pie"
The whole world is against us dude, i swear to God. - Jay
good for you Lady FrillyBottom - SaucyBastard
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Originally Posted by pisceschef
CAN TWINKIE NEED MORE ROIDS HAVE BANG SHORT UGLY TAN BITCH MICHELOB
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Says the guy who will have fucked his wife half a dozen times by the end of the day.
My girlfriend is working until late, I have no money so I got a card, but at least it is a nice card - its handmade and a one off and I wrote a little poem which they presented nicely inside. Well you could call it a poem or you could call it a sounded-good-at-the-time series or stoner ramblings about flowers and love and shit.
I also thoroughly shaved my balls. I don't see what else she could ask for!
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Don't get me wrong, the Scots are awesome! They like to yell and drink and fight and make the best Scotch in the world.