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Magnusrex · #1 01-09-2010, 03:20 PM

the idea here is to post your rants on any topic, freely and safely, just watch the the use of the N word and other slurs, we don't need that kinda heat in the DSF. if you disagree with someones rant take it to the Thunderdome, NOT IN HERE! if you want to flame some DSF member then do it in the Thunderdome, NOT HERE! if you want to complain abut noobs in general thats fine, etc. etc. etc. you guys get the idea. the only thing i ask that might seem unreasonable is that no noobs post rants, if you haven't given enough to this forum to earn an avvy then i don't want to ear your bitchin'.
All that being said i go first!

Magnusrex · #2 01-09-2010, 03:20 PM

gee i didn't realize there were some many stay at home dads, just like me, on the DSF. oh wait a minute they're not just like me cause i FUCKING HATE IT! been doing it for 5 years i gave up a job in radio for this, cruising the lake in the summer on the party barge, live remotes, free swag from record companies, for giving a song/group airtime, hell yes payola exists it didn't end with Allen Freed, it got bigger, i miss the backstage passes, and front row tickets, the girls doing special things for me, yes god damit i'm married so the fuck what i was a GOD, and now i'm a stay at home dad, dad i'm hungry, dad i'm thirsty, dad i'm done, wipe my butt! and so help me god if she is pregnant again, i will murder my uroligist for not doing my vasectomy right. i left radio cause i tought that finishing college would help my career, i thought being a stay at home dad would allow my wife more freedom to pursue her dreams of being a Music Educator/Band Director. oh well, i did what i did, and thats all that i can say about it. i have two kids and i am misserable, the youngest starts school in august of 2010, and with any luck i can get a job at one of the schools so i can have my summers off that way the wife the kids and my vacation times would all be the same. The Captain is dead and he will remain thus, maybe it is better this way.

#3 01-09-2010, 03:38 PM

i love being a stay at home dad.....only thing ive ever been REALLY good at.

Magnusrex · #4 01-09-2010, 03:50 PM

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Please understand I'm not putting anyone of us down, what we are doing as stay at home dads is very noble and respectful, and if you have good woman behind you it is amazing and the benifit to our children is immeasurable. It's just that after 5 years of it, it's killing me inside not having a job. Foetus, you know I have the utmost respect for you, you sick bastrad, please don't think I'm putting you or any of the other DSFers who are SAHDs down.

#5 01-09-2010, 04:06 PM

wasnt insulted at all.

Volfie99 · #6 01-09-2010, 04:10 PM

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******!!

Oh, dang, sorry, screwed up already. (I'm such a noob...)

Magnusrex · #7 01-11-2010, 08:14 PM

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To say that i'm sick and tired of hearing this shit about how some of these virgin, can't get laid, pathetic, can't deal with the world and want to get off fuck-tards, is an understatment, but even they don't bother me as much as rich douche bags that can't handle it, OMFG!!!!! ya know i'm glad Heath Ledger is dead, i'm glad D.J. AM is dead, and that bitch who was the heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, if you can't handle having all the money ad fame in the world .......AND PUSSY!!!!.... at your finger tips then please please please kill yourself, if you have ever thought of it, just once and held the bottle of sleeping pills think about how much then please you pussy ass wimp DO IT! get the fuck off my planet! don't bother with rehab cuase your a failure, you couldn't handle life the first time around why give it a seond chance eat the fucking bullet. and as for these Avatar wimps, let me now where you live if your close enough i'll see if i can't help usher you on your way to Pandora. god damn babies crying about howthey want a world where we live in peice with our surroundings go to the fucking rain forest i'm sure a pygmy will be glad to cannablism your ass. If you think your white European blood line is missing a world in which we live in harmony, ask a Native American, oops! Lets analyze that shall we the Na?Vi, the Native Americans HOLY SHIT! I think we just found point of it all. Cameron didn?t make a Sci-Fi paradise we can obtain, he is pointing out how the white people have destroyed everything they have ever touched and the way they have effected the lives of the native people since coming to the new world. (both north and south America) and will it ever change? Hell No! cause that?s just the way whitey rolls. You pathetic retards shouldn?t be feeling depression for a world that is long gone, and an alien world that will never be, you should be feeling guilt that your not doing more the save this planet. For instance get neutered just in case some cosmic misshap happens and you get married you won?t help to over populate this already crowded rock with your pathetic offspring, who will probably require mood elevating drugs to allow them to live a no where near normal life. And as for you rich fucks who have never worked or struggled a day in your life. If I can live in my personal hell, broke, screaming kids and a wife that won?t give a blow job unless it?s our anniversary, then go to hell if you can?t handle fame and fortune. Everyone of us of us here at the DSF have to deal with the shit lives of shit lives, Stay at Homes, the handicapped or injured, the sick, (not you Foetus your just a sicko) the military personal with the crappiest of the all jobs cause we don?t give them enough respect. We are the true survivers if we can live day to day with our shitty lives then GO TO HELL, WE DON?T FUCKING NEED YOU!
That?s it for now, I?ve run out of steam.

cmetz · #8 01-11-2010, 08:18 PM

lol, well put

Magnusrex · #9 01-11-2010, 08:29 PM

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Thanks, you have no idea how hard that was to do on an iPod Touch.

MillyMc · #10 01-11-2010, 09:44 PM

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fun fact: most men do not do follow up visits to ensure the vasectomy was properly executed.