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Pobs · #1 02-10-2009, 06:55 PM

Well I'll probably get shot down for this, but what the hey.....

..... everyone else has got an "ask" thread, so I thought why not "ask the englishman". As you may or may not have gathered (if not where have you been) I am English and as most of you guys live the other side of the pond, maybe you might want to ask an English man's view of things.

Anything. Really.

Go on then!

(please note due to time differences your questions may be answered whilst your asleep or at work)

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #2 02-10-2009, 06:56 PM

dear englishman,

will you record yourself saying various words in your accent so that we (i) can marvel?

Pobs · #3 02-10-2009, 06:59 PM

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Maybe..... but if there is enough demand it may become a $1.99/minute chat line....

**~~DSF Guest 10~~** · #4 02-10-2009, 07:00 PM

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i keep saying that about my web cam.

so, do you have special soccer gangs like in green street hooligans?

Pobs · #5 02-10-2009, 07:05 PM

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having seen what I have seen i would pay more then that!

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not seen the film, but yes, maybe football (i will not call it by the s word) clubs have hardcore fans which are basically hooligans. They are certain clubs were you can almost predict what trouble will occur these days.

Bradley Nowell · #6 02-10-2009, 07:15 PM

What's your preferred pint?

dogstain · #7 02-10-2009, 07:03 PM

Why do you brits have such bad teeth?

And what's with the fascination with crappy pre-fab pop groups? At least our Britney actually sings (on occasion).

Is Hugh Grant as gay as he appears?

Finally, what does the average Englishman think about the Royal Family? Why won't you guys abolish them already? The tax burden must be enormous.

Pobs · #8 02-10-2009, 07:14 PM

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Already done that one.....

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/for...0&postcount=10

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That's due to the little know fact the 11-15 yo girls actually run the music industry in the UK. Very few people outside this age range by "singles" anymore and as a result we get a lot of shit in the charts. Lucky with downloads now being included in our charts, it's getting better.

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Yes and the hooker in LA was clearly a publicity smokescreen. He is a total cock smoker.

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I think in general the average Englishman doesn't really think about the Royal Family a great deal. The tax burden probably is quite big, but without them we'd still get taxed the same, the government would just find another way to spend it.

Personally, I see the Royal Family (and obviously the Queen in particular) as a figure that shows our country has some kind of heritage going back hundreds of years!

Striker · #9 02-10-2009, 06:57 PM

Do you watch The IT Crowd?

Pobs · #10 02-10-2009, 07:00 PM

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I do. And the worrying things is a couple of my friends could probably be characters in it!